Who's dealing, you or me?
Me.
One card for you...
...one card for me.
Three for you, one for me.
Four for me, one for you.
Five for me.
Rotten hand.
You're playing funny.
You don't want...? Don't get mad.
I was only asking.
How many cards do you want? Three?
Are you going to give me a break?
I have a bad hand.
Wait till you see what I'm going to do. Moron.
This will be my victory.
Daddy.
Did you see how brilliant...?
Show your hand... Don't get mad.
You, don't interrupt me...
...or you'll be sorry.
When I get married, buy me a truck like that.
I take two. And you? None? Great.
Two for me.
Lovely hand. Three Aces. -Swanker.
Promise, when I get married.
Four Sevens.
Look, how lovely.
Screw your "lovely".
Daddy, look.
I told you, don't interrupt when I'm playing cards.
Daddy likes you, but you're troubling him.
Cards are like whores.
Fickle.
Who do you think I am?
I can bluff.
Maxim Gorki is here. The Russians.
Look at this. Poker.
Maradona.
Hurry up, Zare. -Give my eggs back.
How much for the horns, comrade?
Ten marks.
Come on, five marks.
No way. Ten.
What do you want with it? -Silence. Simpleton.
It is secondhand raw material. One for five marks.
One million horns, five million marks.
Sure.
How much for the washingmachine? -300 marks.
Fine machine. Very good.
I'll make you an excellent offer.
220 marks for the horns, the washingmachine and the computer.
No way. 280. -250.
Sold. -Shake hands.
Can I help? -It's all right.
On that side.
Daddy.
We've been swindled.
Have a look.
The Russians trade water for Diesel.
What?
Water. Have a look.
100 percent Diesel.
Water. -The barrel is full of water.
The whole barrel?
The cold rain falls at dawn.
I don't understand.
Why is she wearing spy-glasses and a grater?
Some small change for the baby she's expecting.
For the surgery.
Grandma expresses her gratitude.
-What? It will be two, according to the echo.
Piss off, bloody gipsy.
The gate, the gate.
Halt, who goes there?
Hello. -Who are you?
Matko Destanov. -Hands up.
Hands up.
Goose, over.
I was planning to go to Hungary tonight.
To the fair in Pecs.
Go to the fair wherever you like, but don't return without a fiancée.
Understood?
Hello, mister Grga, boss.
Little bird, why have you returned?
I've never been here.
Yes you have, five years ago. -Me? No.
Don't contradict me. -We saw each other, but not here.
Someone important relocates often.
Eight years ago then. -Eight? That's impossible.
O yes, yes.
My compliments, uncle Grga.
Look at me. -I am looking at you.
Why are you here? And don't tell lies.
I would do anything for your father.
He saved my life twice.
In Genova, and in Marseille. -I know.
He beat up half the city...
...to get me out of jail.
He is a gentlemen.
Was. May the Lord have mercy on his soul.
On whose soul? -My father's. Last year.
One day I was doing allright, the next day I was an orphan.
Without any help.
Lost and lonely.
No one can help me.
You were his downfall. A swindler, a rotter, gambler, vagabond.
That was temporary.
Making mistakes is human. I have changed.
I've learned my lesson.
Uncle Grga, I've got a brilliant plan.
What kinda plan? -A train.
A train with 20 waggon-loads of gasoline.
Gasoline? What use is that going to be to me?
Since the death of my father...
...I don't get anybodies help.
That's business for the pro's.
They'll screw you. You're a freshman.
No, ungle Grga. I've got it all covered this time. It'll be allright.
I've got it on paper.
I'll show you the fax.
Don't come back without a wife.
Are you up to something again?
Laugh, damnit.
I received an urgent fax. Everything's in there.
All the details.
Birdy.
Come here.
Goose, over... Reply.
Look, uncle Grga.
Everything's in the fax.
We invest 70.000 marks...
What, boss?
Goose, the labourers can go. And you too.
All right, boss.
Let's have a break.
I want to loan 70.000 and within a week I'll return you 100.000.
Did you see that?
I see it, uncle Grga.
You sure have a lot of money.
I'm only doing this for your father.
You won't have to pay me back...
...but I do want a full report of your lucrative deal.
If not I'll send my grandsons to skin you alive.
Am I making myself clear? -Very clear.
Weirdo. -Millions. Maradona.
You said your granddad died.
He's in a hospital, that's practically the same.
He has a large cement factory and never gave me a penny.
Zare, my son. With this money your daddy will buy you a future...
...and your children's future.
Leave me be. I'll never forgive you.
Zare.
Take a look at this miracle.
Now that's what I call an invention.
Only the Germans can invent something like that.
Daddy makes a promise to you...
Boy, when I'm rich, I'll make a ship-owner out of you.
Dadi.
There's our benefactor.
Pitbull. Terrier.
Fortune favours the bold.
Ungrateful bastard. I give you something to eat and that's your way of saying thank you?
It's all in the game.
Welcome, Dadi, my dear brother. -Who is he?
What the fuck do you care? -I was only asking.
So there's a God after all.
Is there anything to see?
Unlucky person. Read this.
You wanted to see me.
I don't wanna work with thieves anymore.
What are you waiting for? Give the man someting to drink.
I've got a cunning plan. -You?
Honderd percent failsafe.
It's the plan of the century.
I've got a connection in Jordan.
He sells me a train full of gasoline.
Brilliant. A stroke of luck. -Well just buy it.
I don't have the money.
That's why I need you. You know the custom-house officers.
You don't need to know the custom-house officers.
The Bulgarians always say: "Brother, if you can't solve a problem with money...
...solve it with a lot of money."
Have a drink.
What is it?
Whisky in a gin-glass?
You don't like gypsies? Get lost, bitch.
Get lost all of you.
Fuck you all. You too, out. You choose her side.
No. -He's lying.
Forget it. -Piss off.
Suckers.
I'm not a racist.
Huh, Matko? -You have always been tolerant.
I've known you since you were little. -Sorry.
I'll drink from the bottle.
No way. Cheers.
On our deal.
Ain't he cute?
He's old enough to get married.
Zare? He's not of age, but he is mature.
Is he honest? -One hunderd percent. That's what counts.
Lucky you. You live like a man.
Not like me, with that scum.
Motherfucking junkies. Don't you dare that again.
Stop whining. Apparently you're not short on anything.
What's that to me? Tell me.
I've got it made.
I have a big house, a castle.
2500 square metres.
Daddy's mausoleum. No-one in this land has one like it.
Ain't it beautiful? -Very much so.
Why are you crying, Dadi?
Don't cry. -Why not?
Why shouldn't I cry? -It's a wonderful house.
It's a shame. A shame. -How come?
I've fulfilled all of daddy's wishes. Except one:
Nobody wants to marry my sister.
It's a disgrace.
Don't you worry, my brother. All will be well.
We'll make this deal and drink on it.
Cheers.
Hello, Aksim?
I'm in trouble, help me. I've heard you've got a singer.
She can work miracles.
Go serve the customer.
Wait till he comes in. -Go water the pole.
What's her name? Medusa?
Damn, disconnected again. The devil's playing with that phone.
The line got disconnected again.
I told you: it's the devil.
Damn it. Go water the telephone pole. I can't do business this way.
She's getting on my nerves.
Hey you. Come here.
Who? Me?
Stop acting funny, you're not waiting for anyone. You're following me all the time.
I only want a lemonade.
Of course.
Go water the pole. Hurry up. Grab a bucket.
Go water the pole.
What a jerk.
Pour.
I don't hear you... I don't hear anything.
Pour.
Now I can hear you. Loud and clear.
Send that singer with the fast train.
She begins tomorrow.
And my lemonade?
You'll get that when when the goose grow a beard.
Music.
My dear grandson.
I brought you some clothes.
What does the doc say?
That I'll live to become 100, if they leave me alone.
And your liver? -Completely gone to pot.
You shouldn't drink anymore.
What? I will drink.
I will drink if I feel like it.
This is a hospital. Music isn't allowed here.
Doctor, you've got to make an end to this.
Imagine what it would be like if all patients brought an orchestra.
You don't have the right to be so cross.
It's a matter of respect.
What a wonderful life.
Excellent booze. I'm on fire.
Grandson, I've got to tell you something.
You don't have a mother, your father is no good.
I sold the cement factory.
Up in smoke. I sold it to that crook, Dadan.
I took the money. For your future.
If you need money, go to my friend...
...whom I haven't seen in 25 years. His name is...
I know. Grga Pitic. -You know him?
You've told me about your friendship a thousand times.
A seven feet giant with hands like shovels.
He's got two rows of teeth.
One gold, the other normal.
Elegant as a vampire.
Music... aggression.
Shoot me.
Here's a flowerpot. Leave me alone, Apin.
I'll tell you something, old man. I despise death.
"Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship."
Boss, try to taste the difference.
Our whisky is better than the real thing.
Logical. Our technology is better.
Where are you, children? -We're here, grandpa.
Sit down.
That's enough, children.
You, what have you've been up to? -You know, I was looking for a wife.
He's been to 28 fairs. -And did he find a wife?
Answer him, jackass.
There are enough women for fun and making out, but not to marry.
Why? All your friends are married and have children.
When I was your age I had been married four times.
The sister?
Find a girl and get it over with.
Don't get excited. What was number five like? The one that stole your heart?
Tell me.
My darling.
Only the memory of her was enough to lighten my heart.
My darling...
That's family.
As soon as you saw her, you knew she was the one. That's what I want too.
When will that be? When I'm dead?
Why don't you be a good boy and marry for him.
Yesterday I had another attack. I can barely see.
Again? -Again.
I beg you for the last time: find yourself a wife.
Take me to the hospital to recover.
I'll get out for your marriage.
Bring me a daughter in law.
Ok, grandad.
Kssss, cat.
Black cats are bad luck.
Mincha, brother.
Take care of the passenger train, I'll take the goods train.
There's the train.
One...
...two, three...
...five...
...six...
...nineteen...
...and twenty.
All's well.
This calls for a celebration.
I was scared shitless to be screwed.
The train is here, as promised.
The money is here too, as promised. You got what you asked for.
I was anxious when the train crossed the border.
Is all going ahead of schedule? -You made a promise.
Cheers.
Why are you hiding?
Damnit, I call the shots around here.
Stop, youngman.
That suitcase is mine.
But I gave everybody their share.
Where's the rest?
It's all, I swear on the Bible.
There must be a misunderstanding.
You black soul!
I should finish you. -No.
Shame on you.
Here's the little birdy. He's sleeping.
My suitcase.
Give back my suitcase, thief.
I spit on your dead.
Get down, you pig.
I want my suitcase back.
I'll climb up there.
The moment has arrived for you and me...
...to look each other in the eye.
Just you and me.
Bloody son of a bitch.
I'm here.
Man, this is way too high.
Dadan, brother.
Dadan, It's me. Matko.
The train is not here. -What?
Did he cross the border?
Answer me. Where are my 17 wagons I paid for?
It crossed the border 30 minutes ago. It's here somewhere.
Here? Where? You don't lose track of a train.
Somebody drugged me. I was asleep for only 10 minutes.
-Who done it?
He did.
It was him. -That pig?
My Bulgarian custom officers didn't see no train.
They're lying. They're double crossing, but they will have to pay.
A train rides on track, not just through the woods.
It can't just have gone up in smoke, or can it? Boss?
No way, damnit.
My dear public...
After a triumphant tour in North-Africa, Asia and Australia...
...I'm proud to present to you: Medusa.
An act, never seen before:
...to pull a nail from a beam in the most spectacular fashion.
It wasn't an ordinary fight, but more one man against King Kong.
Who was the man? -Me.
It wasn't an ordinary Bulgarian.
That jerk could only pass the doorway sideways.
Name? -Rambo.
A warm welcome for this youngman named Rambo.
Please hold your breaths, my honoured guests...
The great, unforgettable, breathtaking moment is near.
It will be burned into your memory.
I proposed an honest fight.
But he kicked me in the balls.
I grabbed him by the hair and whirled his head around. He gets angry.
I had to save my skin after all, didn't I?
You'll return my money tonight at 11 o'clock.
Otherwise I'll hang you by the balls on the windmill.
So you can learn to be an astronaut.
Jerk.
Don't you have the money?
I'm in trouble.
Three wagons were mine. I invested all I got.
I've got a cunning plan. There's a different solution.
Yesterday I bought your father's factory in the hospital.
The cement factory? -I paid it.
You can always ask.
But it's not enough to cover your debt. It's only two thirds.
I've got a better idea.
You have a marriageable son. And I've got a marriageable sister.
We arrange a marriage and forget your debt.
I'll give you anything you want, Dadi. But that's impossible. -Why?
I'll bet the nail.
Name?
Don't lose your soul. How can you propose something like that?
Your sister is 25, my son 17.
Younger men like ripe women.
And that's not all, Dadi.
What else? -You know, you know.
She looks like a little Smurf. Everyone calls her little Lady-bird.
So what? A diamond is small, but valuable.
Wanna bet? Doesn't matter what.
Hands off.
Let's toast on the deal.
No. I've got it figured now.
I know who stole my train and drugged me.
And who messed with my father and stole my heritage.
Safet. Kazatchok.
I know who cheated my father.
Last chance.
The moment of truth.
Kiss my ass.
Attention.
One, two, three... freedom.
What are you doing?
ls this seat taken?
What do you want? -Lemonade.
Hey you. -Me?
Get an ice-cream.
I'm not an errand-boy.
You're always following me around, might as well make yourself useful.
Don't you think so? -Exactly.
Out of the way.
Strawberry or vanilla?
Strawberry and vanilla. Four servings.
Where are you going?
Are you in a hurry?
I've got to tell you something.
Where did you go to? -Finish my lemonade.
Shame you're getting married.
I just thought: he's young, but handsome.
I'm falling in love.
And now you're getting married.
Married? Who's getting married?
I'm only thinking about you.
I'm always here for you.
It's over. Don't make a fuss.
That's a lie. Someone's setting me up.
Don't lie to me. I'm too young, I don't want to marry.
Prepare yourself to get engaged.
I overheard your father and Dadan in my grandma's inn.
They agreed last night.
It's a shame. Here.
Dadan stole the factory. That son of a bitch.
And now he wants me too. You know how many people he cheated.
He got the train, the factory... What else does he want?
What else?
His mother's pussy.
The Russians are here.
The water is nice.
He wants something else...
...that Dadan.
He wants to arrange a marriage to pay of my debt.
A marriage? For whom?
For our child Zare and his sister.
The Lady-bird.
That bawler, the midget?
She's barely three feet tall.
Now I have to ask the help of my friend Grga Pitic.
You're coming with me. -It's too late.
Grga Pitic... is dead.
Dead?
God have mercy on his soul. I haven't had a drink yet...
...but I'll have one now for his salvation.
Grandfather.
There's my grandson.
Ain't he handsome?
I'll introduce you.
Hello, nurse.
Have you seen her? -Who?
The girl.
No.
The nurse.
They call her Candy.
Those boobies, that body.
And that tiny butt. All so delicate.
I want love at first sight, or nothing at all.
Love at first sight? Ridiculous.
The son of your deceased friend Zarija dropped by.
He came for help.
All his money is being stolen.
I've got a score to settle with those villians, with Little Grga.
We'll skin them like cats and eat them alive.
I'm coming with you. I want to see the grave of Zarija.
As you will, grandad.
It was only a proposition.
Nobody listens to me. I'm talking to you.
I'm not getting married this way. -Shame on you.
Miss, please.
You're my greatest enemy.
You're no brother to me.
You're a butcher.
Must our parents curse me from their grave?
I don't want to marry.
I'm not getting married. Do you hear me?
If my true love appears, I'll marry him.
Waist, 68. -Who is it?
Tell me. Who is it?
I'll know when I see him.
I saw him a hundred times in my dreams. I know what he looks like.
I know his eyes, his face, his lips.
He's big, very big...
Which big man would want you, stupid goose?
You're barely over three feet.
One day he'll come.
Breast, 88. -Silence. Leave me alone.
Safet.
Cool down.
When will you let me find peace in my own home?
Let me go. I'll marry the man I love.
Pull.
Little sister... what can I do?
Daddy's looking at you, little sister.
Are you convinced?
I'll turn you into a fountain.
Fuck you... Go on.
I'll marry the man I love.
What about your soul? -Our parents are watching from above.
They can't see anything, it's clouded.
Hands up in the air.
Dadan. You're doing fine.
Move over, let the lady sit.
Congratulations.
Do you want something to drink? -Coffee.
Only coffee? -Only coffee.
Can I help you?
Ask Matko, that dumb ass.
Take care of the kitchen, I fear the worst.
The one who looks like a vampire and the fat one are married.
So only the little one is left.
They call her Little Lady-bird or Smurf.
That midget?
Yes, in her bridal gown.
Good luck.
Never.
I'm here for business.
What business, Sujka?
You marry my Ida.
I see she pleases you.
My Ida.
You'll won't find a prettier girl in the whole region.
I fed her from her birth.
We've been everywhere.
In spa's to make her beautiful.
To buy her Italian clothes...
...we went to Rome and Napels. -Liar.
I showed her all countries.
In the end we went to Sweden.
I know. To beg.
At least we didn't scavenge the thrash like you did.
How much do you ask?
Give me 35.000 marks.
Grandma.
15.000 up front and 15.000 after.
For such a tip even I won't marry.
17.000 in three parts? -At once.
And I don't want see you ever again.
She's selling you like cattle.
Never.
Carry me.
Come on, carry me.
You're a weirdo.
And now...kiss me.
Kiss me, stupid.